Most everything is played so far over-the-top that it's cartoonish rather than realistic, but the following still occurs: The following disparaging racist, misogynistic and homophobic terms are used toward/about others at various points in the film: "F*cking Cantonese," "You slanty-eyed f*ck," "Chinese sh*t," "Slut," "Whore," "You're a pair of sausage Nigels," "Okay chow-mein," "Fag(got)," "Get off your fat ass," "Did I drop some change or did I hear a chink?" Johnny and his thugs than show up and literally shovel Chev off the street and into a van. This then turns into actual sex, with Chev removing her panties and throwing them up into the crowd with one man catching them, and then rolling her over and thrusting between her legs (we see his bare butt). Chev Chelios is back for more mayhem and violence in Crank: High Voltage. A man using a dog-training collar on his dog zaps it several times, and then continues to zap it abusively. JUMP SCENES
"You ain't ever gonna get an Academy Award for doing Crank" Well I beg to differ; I think an award category should be created for making a film like this. We hear that Venus' brother is dead, and later hear the same about El Huron's brothers. A song repeats the line "Suck my m*therf*cking d*ck." movie totally blew though, the first was steezey. Chev shoots various people in a limo, with very bloody results. LANGUAGE 10 - About 144 F-words and its derivatives (spoken and written), 5 obscene hand gestures, 13 sexual references, 17 scatological terms, 34 anatomical terms, 18 mild obscenities, 3 derogatory terms for homosexuals, 2 derogatory terms for Hispanics, 2 derogatory term for Asians, name-calling (chicken fat, freak, fat, freak, sick), 8 religious exclamations. Lots of topless women throughout and a not too surprising amount of "f--ks". We see a large surgical scar on a man's chest in several scenes. R (Graphic Sexual Content|Crude Sexual Content|Nudity|Pervasive Language|Strong Bloody Violence), Box Office Guru Preview: Zac Back Again in 17 Again, Fast-paced, adrenaline-filled and out-of-place at times. Sexual Content: Two men, who look like giant puppets, fight in a high voltage area: one is zapped, the two men continue to fight and throw each other back and into more of the electrical equipment, one man punches the other in the face repeatedly (we see his bloody mouth), and he then lifts a box over the man's head to strike him once. Instead of using the actual actors, the scene changes into a Godzilla type of fight with two fake look-alike dummies on a fake set. A big gun battle between various parties breaks out at El Huron's estate, with many shooters and bystanders being hit, some with bloody results, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). A person hits Chev with a rod, knocking him out. Escaping from there but then realizing his power source is running out of juice, he uses a car's electrical system to jolt his mechanical heart back into proper order.
moments of extraordinary violence, conducted with a smirking, smug sense of bad-boy provocation. FRIGHTENING SCENES
We see a flashback to Chev as a boy who repeatedly bashes a trashcan down onto another boy (with bloody results) while also punching another one back. At the same time, Ria attacks the man who threw her outside by repeatedly smashing something into his closed crotch until his pants are bloody. Not only is this completely impossible, it looks totally fake and ridiculous. The story is that Chev is now given an artificial heart and must shock himself repeatedly in order to stay alive (much like the first film) long enough to find his real heart and get it back. At the same time, Ria attacks the man who threw her outside by repeatedly smashing something into his closed crotch until his pants are bloody. He later pummels another person, bloodying his face. - A crude bodily function is portrayed. We see Chev being tortured and have brief views of what appears to be his scrotum (in close-up) exposed during that. The real Chev falls from the sky and lands hard on a car, bouncing off that and landing on street (his head is bloody).
When Eve realizes that woman is no longer cuffed, and the woman shows that she has keys to unlock those handcuffs, Eve tells her "do me," and the woman suggestively replies, "I'll do you," but Eve then knocks her out. About the above scene where Chev was rubbing up and down against the back of a older, clothed lady, that woman states that he was a bastard who wanted it so bad that he had his hands all over her, that he is built like a "brick sh*t-house," and that he treated her like his "hot little whore." Chico urinates off the back of a moving boat (we see the stream). Venus then tackles El Huron down some steps, but El Huron then hits Venus many times, followed by kicking him. He eventually settles on doing that behind an older woman who doesn't know quite what to make of that.
When we last saw Chev Chelios (JASON STATHAM), he was plummeting toward terra firma from high above a city. Mild
When Doc Miles asks a woman if she's found the donor, she playfully replies, "Like you got a boner.". Cinemark A man and a woman kiss passionately in a few scenes. About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." A man makes a sexual gesture using his hand and mouth. The film was popular enough to earn a sequel, Crank: High Voltage, yet that 2009 film didn't turn much of a profit to score a third film, despite fan interest. Escaping from there but then realizing his power source is running out of juice, he uses a car's electrical system to jolt his mechanical heart back into proper order. App Reviews; Best App Lists; Parent Tips and FAQs. Much of that has very bloody and/or gory results (while scenes depicting open-heart surgery are extremely graphic in nature), and those scenes and moments of potential peril might be suspenseful and/or unsettling for some viewers (but all of it's played so over-the-top that it comes off as somewhat cartoonish in tone). Coming Soon. About getting a new battery pack for his artificial heart, Chev states that it feels like "crank," but better. Chico and his men drag Chev in the water behind a quickly moving boat. Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. Needing to jolt his artificial heart, Chev uses jumper cables attached to his nipple and tongue to shock himself. MUSIC (SCARY/TENSE)
Chev stumbles down some steps and then he and Eve fall over a short wall down onto a horse race track, but are okay. Later, when Randy is thrown into the bathroom, we see blood on the floor from that. - Some visually explicit portrayals of violence. A man punches Johnny (whose face is bloody), and whacks the chair he's in with a machete to intimidate him. At various points during this montage, parts of the image are digitized around their crotch areas, supposedly to block views of their genitals. Chev holds his gun on a paramedic in the back of an ambulance.
There is this one scene that's kind of dumb: it's Chelios vs. this Chinese guy who carries his heart in a red cooler. By creating an account, you agree to the After surviving an incredible plunge to near-certain death, Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) is abducted by Chinese mobsters. REVIEWS A woman jumps on a man's back and kisses his neck, tries to kiss him on the mouth repeatedly and chases after him trying to convince him to have sex with her (he declines the invitation using a crude remark). We see a severed head attached to tubs floating in a tank of water (the head moves its mouth and blinks its eyes). While we read all emails & try to reply we don't always manage to do so; be assured that we will not share your e-mail address. Ria ends up blasted out through a door and down some steps, with Chev showing up and striking the responsible man, before going inside and apparently hitting many others, some of whom fly out through doors, windows and even walls. To jolt his artificial heart, Chev licks his finger and sticks it into a cigarette lighter inside a limo. Powerful Stories About Martin Luther King Jr. We see a ferret licking its own testicles and we focus on the testicles. (A fight between a hallucinating Chev and a Chinese gangster is shot and envisioned like a monster-on-monster battle from a '70s Japanese science fiction film, for one example.)
Doc Miles states that he used to be a surgeon, but lost his license when he botched his wife's vaginal rejuvenation in their basement. Parents say. Chev stumbles down some steps and then he and Eve fall over a short wall down onto a horse race track, but are okay. A man says that he has "Full Body Tourette's Syndrome" and he thrashes and flails uncontrollably in several instances (sometimes striking other people). Yet, he must repeatedly find ways to shock his artificial heart back into action, all while striving to get his original ticker back from an old mobster, Poon Dong (DAVID CARRADINE), who's enjoying his new and invigorated lease on life. The two then accidentally fall over a short wall and down onto a horse race track where they passionately kiss, and she continues the thrusting while on top of him. As Chev leaves a line of bodies in his wake, he keeps climbing the triad's chain of command, eventually encountering leader El Huron (CLIFTON COLLINS JR.). VIOLENCE
Goons fire machine guns at Chev as he drives away in his car. We don't see the actual insertion, but do see the side of that man's bare butt, as well as a side view of that shotgun firmly sticking out of his rear. There is also a 7 to 10 minute long sex scene that was done for laughs, but it still is sex. So Much Gore And Sex I Closed My Eyes. Ria ends up blasted out through a door and down some steps, with Chev showing up and striking the responsible man, before going inside and apparently hitting many others, some of whom fly out through doors, windows and even walls. Copyright Fandango. A man punches and kicks police officers who then beat him repeatedly with batons and also taser him. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. When Doc Miles asks a woman if she's found the donor, she playfully replies, "Like you got a boner." Find out where to watch online amongst 45+ services including Netflix, Hulu, Prime Video. We see miscellaneous graffiti.
A shot a few seconds later shows them in the middle of the racetrack, 30 feet away. "CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE"
A man pulls another man's pants down (we see his bare buttocks). And that's why I love it, crank 2 is better than the first one, it's got more crazy action and it's much more ridiculous, and there's also some funny moments in it too, mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are such awesome directors lol. A man has multiple facial piercings and others have body tattoos. Grisly, gory, over-the-top action-parody isn't for kids. FILTER by RATINGS In the closing credits, we see a chest spreader being used for surgery on Chev. Ria hits Eve, who then smashes something onto Ria's head. The real Chev falls from the sky and lands hard on a car, bouncing off that and landing on street (his head is bloody). Two men, who look like giant puppets, fight in a high voltage area: one is zapped, the two men continue to fight and throw each other back and into more of the electrical equipment, one man punches the other in the face repeatedly (we see his bloody mouth), and he then lifts a box over the man's head to strike him once. Crank: High Voltage is the 2009 sequel to 2006's Crank. Chev slides down a railing on his feet, but slips and lands on his crotch, causing him pain.
. In the closing credits, we see the old woman from before reacting to Chev rubbing up and down against her by saying she's never had it that way before. He then shoots and kills him or another man, with bloody results.
No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived (those with a fear of dogs might not like that scene). Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. Just go to our search page or use the search bar, with or without a keyword, from the top navigation menu. 18+ COMMON SENSE Grisly, gory, over-the-top action-parody isn't for kids. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. They celebrate a full-testosterone, chauvinistic, sexist, semi-pornographic, parodic, overtly violent and electricity-charged tsunami of the ideas that precocious adolescents under the influence of nerve-altering hallucinogenics would have if given lots of budget, a camera and lots of porn actors incuding Ron Jeremy in the cast to work for them in order to party with basically everything that is wrong with our insane society. No longer restrained by that collar, the large dog attacks a policeman who has arrived. We see Doc Miles rubbing an ice cube on a woman's mostly bare butt (she's wearing a thong) while she's lying across his lap. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. With his portable heart battery weakening, Chev uses a car's electoral system to give himself a jolt. About two apparently gay men, Chev refers to them as a pair of "sausage Nigels.". Various non-criminals have bad attitudes toward Chev. Regardless, it's still a somewhat-decent, junkie-filled action picture. The crotch of a man's pants are bloody after Ria repeatedly strikes him there. Espaol (prximamente) - volver al inicio, Best Movies on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Common Sense Selections for family entertainment, Best TV Shows on Netflix, Disney+, and More, Growing Up Queer: Thoughtful Books About LGBTQ+ Youth, Check out new Common Sense Selections for games, Teachers: Find the best edtech tools for your classroom with in-depth expert reviews. To try to keep some cops from arresting Chev, Eve states that he's had too many drinks (to explain his actions, although this is a lie).
Most Popular Movie Clips -- https://bit.ly/3aqFfcg Watch on YouTube JoBlo Movie Clips Mechanic: Resurrection Buy or rent Wild Card. A man punches a man in the face and a woman then hits the semi-conscious man in the crotch repeatedly with a bicycle. We see various bare-breasted women and shirtless men at El Huron's estate. We see open-heart surgery being performed on Chev (while he's awake), with various graphic and bloody views of his chest open and his heart removed, while the surgeons' gloved hands are also bloody. "Jesus f*cking Christ," "One f*cking hour," "F*ck that sh*t," "F*cker," "No f*cking sucky for you," "F*cking Cantonese," "Get out of the f*cking car," "For f*ck's sake," "You slanty-eyed f*ck," "Who the f*ck are you?" Other sexual material is present, as are many views of bare-breasted women and other nudity. To try to keep some cops from arresting Chev, Eve states that he's had too many drinks (to explain his actions, although this is a lie). About her patient discussing his fear of guns after Chev held his on that man, the therapist states, "I would have sh*t myself." A woman jams a rectal thermometer into a man's rectum (we hear a squish; he is covered by a sheet). See "Violence" for details. Extreme
We see paramedics in the back of an ambulance working on a very bloody man who seems to have some sort of bad abdominal wound. "Are you f*cking kidding me?" The MPA rated Crank - High Voltage R for frenetic strong bloody violence throughout, crude and graphic sexual content, nudity and pervasive language. Through the course of the movie, Chev runs into his old girlfriend Eve at a strip club, has sex with her on a horse racing track, gets in a shootout with the Chinese triads, faces off against the disembodied yet somehow still alive .
Seeing two men trying to train their dog with a shock collar, Chev then has that collar and use it to shock himself. age 14+ To jolt his artificial heart, Chev licks his finger and sticks it into a cigarette lighter inside a limo. Jason Statham is back as Chev Chelios - this time to retrieve his stolen heart (that's right, he's running on battery power).
Chev's head is bloody after he falls from the sky and lands on a car. - Two scenes depicting surgery and medical procedures (some blood and detail shown).
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In the closing credits, Chev and Eve make out at the strip club where a bare-breasted stripper is in the background of the shot. We see a close-up view of a woman's clothed butt on TV while exercising, and see that Doc Miles is watching that. Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. Our ratings and reviews are based on the theatrically-released versions of films; on video there are often Unrated, Special, Director's Cut or Extended versions, (usually accurately labelled but sometimes mislabeled) released that contain additional content, which we did not review. Chev hits one man, and moments later, grabs Randy and throws him aside. Venus strikes one person with nunchuckas and then head-butts another, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). *Moderate
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Chev slides down a railing on his feet, but slips and lands on his crotch, causing him pain. SEX/NUDITY 10 - In an extended scene, a man and a woman have sex at a horse race track, with a crowd of people watching and cheering them on: the man and the woman thrust in numerous positions, the woman is seen with bare breasts and bare buttocks and the man is shown with bare buttocks (their pubic regions and point of contact are diffused); when a horse leaps over the woman we clearly see its genitals. A man shoots several other men while inside a car (we see a great deal of blood, matter and fabric being blown through the air and the man has blood splattered on his face).
A topless woman is shot and we see her bare breasts oozes bloodied silicone gel and deflate. We see primitive looking videogame footage showing a blocky version of Chev fighting another man while falling from the sky. We hear that Chev never knew his dad. I get the Godzilla reference, but it was still a little pointless.
And another dumb scene is at the end, when we see a guy's head in a water tank being supported by tubes to keep him alive. "Lily white ass," "Slant-eyed associates," "Your friend has the gay condition," "Mighty white of you to help out," "Chicken and broccoli," "Straight up," "You know the drill, bitch," "What the hell are you doing here?" (2009) (Jason Statham, Amy Smart) (R)
Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. A man watches a yoga video that focuses on a woman's clothed buttocks and crotch. El Huron orders Chico to cut off his own nipples as punishment for failing to do his job. Jason is superb as Chev Chelios again and had me laughing my ass off with his cockney slang and his superb stunts. When Eve realizes that woman is no longer cuffed, and the woman shows that she has keys to unlock those handcuffs, Eve tells her "do me," and the woman suggestively replies, "I'll do you," but Eve then knocks her out. Chico urinates off the back of a moving boat (we see the stream). He then fights with them but ultimately falls off. Johnny is suddenly shot in the head, with very bloody results. Crank: High Voltage (2009) R 04/16/2009 (US) Action , Thriller , Crime 1h 36m User Score Play Trailer Stay Charged, Stay Alive! She tells them that he should go out and visit a "t*tty bar;" have some "smelly sn*tch" rubbed in his face; "dip his wick;" and that he should "f*ck a whore" (referring to herself). 65% TOMATOMETER Average 6
Crank - High Voltage is directed by Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor and stars Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Corey Haim.
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Now, in the high-octane sequel CRANK HIGH VOLTAGE, Chev has managed to survive--and is about to face a brand new day. By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and
He eventually settles on doing that behind an older woman who doesn't know quite what to make of that. Considering the speed at which the following occurs and often simultaneously overlaps with other categories, the following should be considered a bare minimum:
I saw it in theaters with a friend (who was also 17) and I know several 16-year-olds who were trying to get in, but the theater was IDing people. Needing a jolt for his artificial heart, Chev takes Doc Miles' advice and tries to create static electricity by rubbing up against other people. Well on this roller-coaster ride you ain't strapped into your seat, it has dozens of loops and it's faster than anything you have ridden in your life.
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker which requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. Eve punches another woman who was coming onto her. Two men talk about the number of organs that could be harvested from a man, they look at a diagram and one makes a circle around a line drawing of male genitals. Heavy
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker which requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working. And you will be helping support our website & our efforts. Only watch this if you want essentially a porno with foul language and gory scenes mixed in. All of that has very bloody results, followed by the out-of-control limo crashing (but Chev is okay and gets out). A goon hits Chev on the back. About getting a new battery pack for his artificial heart, Chev states that it feels like "crank," but better. A big gun battle between various parties breaks out at El Huron's estate, with many shooters and bystanders being hit, some with bloody results, while Chev jams a rod through one man's body (with bloody results). Venus is thrown out of a moving limo, followed moments later by Chev hitting one of the men inside there, and then grabbing one or more guns and shooting everyone inside dead, although some tried to shoot back but were unsuccessful. A man rubs an ice cube on a woman's bare buttocks, then squeezes and slaps them (she is wearing a thong). A female therapist (who shows cleavage) gets aroused while helping a male patient overcome his fear of guns. Terms and Policies
Crank: High Voltage R 2009, Action, 1h 37m 65% Tomatometer 71 Reviews 49% Audience Score 250,000+ Ratings What to know critics consensus Crank: High Voltage delivers on its promises: a. Eve repeatedly poses as a bad girl during her arrest photo session. Can't play on this device. In the closing credits, we see outtakes from the above porn performer strike, with related sexual talk (sexual use of "bang" and a repeat of "no dough, no blow"). Chev uses a tazer to shock his own clothed crotch. Poon Dong (an old man) comes on to various hookers on the street, betting one $5 that she will "blow" him for 20 bucks. In this high-octane sequel, hit man Chev Chelios (Statham) launches himself on an electrifying chase through Los Angeles in pursuit of the Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart. Chev shoots the lock off an electrical panel and grabs the components inside that shock him backwards.
With his portable heart battery weakening, Chev uses a car's electoral system to give himself a jolt. Become a member of our premium site for just $1/month & access advance reviews, without any ads, not a single one, ever. Several shootout scenes show many people being shot repeatedly with blood spurting and spraying, many people falling dead and others writhing in pain: One such scene shows a topless woman shot in the chest and we see her bare breasts as they oozes bloodied silicone gel and deflate. Many characters have varying styles and amounts of tattoos on their bodies (some, like Chico, have a lot). As Chev leaves a line of bodies in his wake, he keeps climbing the triad's chain of command, eventually encountering leader El Huron (CLIFTON COLLINS JR.). We briefly see the side of Doc Miles' bare butt as he sits on the toilet. ImitativeBehavior
Eve punches another woman who was coming onto her. The content was so over-the-top vulgar and lascivious that if the story were actually interesting or believable, which it was not, then the way in which it was conveyed ruined it. Various characters have gold-plated teeth. A man urinates off the back of a speeding boat.
This movie just cranks up the raunchy humour up to eleven. He also finds his girlfriend, Eve (AMY SMART), who thought he was dead and now works in a strip club for Randy (COREY HAIM). Chico and his men drag Chev in the water behind a quickly moving boat. What is the Japanese language plot outline for Crank: High Voltage (2009)? A wounded and unconscious man is picked up off the street and loaded into a van. When Chev Chelios awakens to find himself being kept alive for organ harvesting he goes on a wild rampage throughout L.A. to get his heart back, which has been sold off to a Chinese gangster. This 10-digit number is your confirmation number. A nurse uses a rectal thermometer on Chev (we don't see the actual insertion).
A woman head-butts another woman. A man states, "I'd rather stick my d*ck in a blender" (in reference to a hooker). Venus gives Chev a ride on his motorbike, but they end up wiping out and crashing onto the street. Doc Miles states that he used to be a surgeon, but lost his license when he botched his wife's vaginal rejuvenation in their basement. Released April 16th, 2009, 'Crank: High Voltage' stars Jason Statham, Amy Smart, David Carradine, Dwight Yoakam The R movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 36 min, and received a user score of 60 (out . Violence consists of people being killed by various means (the majority of which is from gunfire), while others are wounded and lots of hard-hitting fighting is present. To make Johnny talk, other goons hold a man, and the first goon uses that machete to cut off part of that other man's elbow, with graphic bloody results (we see the elbow piece on the floor, as well as the wound). A boy yells at and is rude to his mother and a man. QUICK TAKE:
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