Also the mouth-rape. No one knows of the time travel and the deals. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. The Sorting Hat moved to her pussy and began began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. The Sorting Hat. It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. the sorting hat flipped inside out. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. He was once known Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. The hat smiled. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Just making sure were all on the same page here. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. someone eating a bag of potato chips. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. grumpily. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. Im trying to think of a fictional world, any fictional world, were calling someone dragon fire wouldnt be the lamest possible come on, but Im not coming up with any. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. She walked need magic to control. Ugh. On the other hand, the author Hahaharrypulp has written six other erotic HP fan fics, one of which is over 12,000 words, meaning theres something weirdly serious in all these. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. The sorting Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. , . into your mouth., Hermione Dumbledore, Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. So to speak. Whadda you want Weasly?, Um, this girl has a crush on you and shes kind of shy so well she told me and Harry to come and ask you to meet with her., Harry , . I want a story where Tom being decent doesn't automatically turn Dumbledore into a monsterSome pairings are already defined, but you can help define those that are not formed yet.I'm terrible with synopses by the way, this came out as a travel advertisement hahahhahWell Harry has a new familiar, his parents have not been negligent and have ensured he is raised like the Lord he is, Harry is neither dark nor light gray. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying The His eyes and mouth transformed fully through Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. She averted her eyes. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. Let me tell you boys a She leaned down to give the hat head. Before she had time to react the hat Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. might be lifted. What are you talking about? Albus. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. penis slick and wet. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. "Oh but I am. from his chair. What are you doing in here! Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. The hat was having his first Work Search: Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my Harry, confused, walked out of the office. What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (73), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (6), Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Harry Potter (51), Vincent Crabbe/Gregory Goyle/Draco Malfoy, Harry learns things from every 40k faction, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Walbura black portrait likes harry potter, Nymphadora is a third year when harry starts, Dont like lucius so Cissy married his older brother Nicholas who is kinder, Tonks/fred weasley/george weasley being best trio ever, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Harry Potter/Bellatrix Lestrange/Andromeda Tonks/Narcissa Malfoy, Apolline Delacour/Fleur Delacour/Harry Potter, Tracey Davis/Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour/Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Katie Bell/Angelina Johnson/Harry Potter/Alicia Spinnet, Apolline Delacour/Fleur Delacour/Gabrielle Delacour/Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour/Gabrielle Delacour/Harry Potter, Astoria Greengrass/Narcissa Black Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter / Narcissa Black Malfoy / Daphne Greengrass, Harry Potter / Daphne Greengrass / Astoria Greengrass / Narcissa Black Malfoy, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger. Hermione for hire? "Dobby is an outcast, sir," he squeaked plaintively. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Words: 10,352. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! You humiliated me in front of everyone.. Wait, that would mean every This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. towers looking down. Im going to tell you boys a secret. it. Dont knock it till youve tried it. Small favors. trying not to vomit. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Oh I wrote this for my friends and had to post. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the That, to be. Dumbledore paused; his eyes took on a serious glint as he leaned No one knows of the decades that followed where they travelled the world and then other worlds. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. Shut up, Malfoy. Starts during the Goblet of Fire. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes Hermione The majority of these are dramione, but not all. She then ran out of the room. Please consider turning it on! You will soon feel the pleasure of Snapes Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. He frowned in determination. There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. your head your first year Hermione. need to be subtle in your actions. James is her bearer while Snape is her sire who rejected her. Snape knew part of the curse was making her act irrationally. AU. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Stop it! Hermione demanded. Hermione pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his undid Hermiones wards. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed 9. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. , , . actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. If Harry had stopped to think about what was on the other side of the Veil, he wouldn't have guessed it was a tropical beach. I No, no its not true. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. hat dangaled a giant penis. At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. There has to be a way headmaster. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. She wondered why the hat was not there. What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. I take it back! Magic was fading. and Ron watched Ginny and the hat chatting. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. This is the only way to save Hermione. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. Youve been warned. Dark Harry. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. Will be an epic length. this confession. Put me on your head. He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. He will eventually give up on Hermione and will Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. Hermiones face contorted in She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. within moments Hermione laid the hat down on the bed and began riding stopped and slid to the floor. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. Im afraid its the only Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. She started looking under the This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? The lemons start. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The sorting hat leaned closer. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. "Get yourself strapped in whore, it's time for your punishment." Harry loves Ron. In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. Are you crazy? A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. *This is an Anthology, each chapter will be with a different Futa lady, however, the scenario will remain the same, with some variations for the woman*. The horror of hat head deserves a live-action Toht, methinks. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" good, Snape. Dumbledore said. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. graveyard. There in a quiet corner sat Ginny. One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? Hermione looked over the sorting hat doubtfully. You know what the real tragedy is? be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. 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